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Pamela Anderson retiring in five years

Jimmy

29th November 2007

Pamela Anderson plans to retire in a few years. Her latest role has been magicians assistant for Hans Klok Beauty of Magic show in Las Vegas. Pamela tells USA Today shes content with her magic work and has no ambitions to return to acting:

"I get offers to do movies and TV all the time. I say no to everything. Drives my agent crazy," she says, laughing. "But Im lazy. I dont want to work. I want to be with my kids (Brandon, 11, and Dylan, 9, with ex-husband Tommy Lee). So I just fly in from L.A., do a few days of shows and go back home."

"Five more years of (T&A), and Ill go back to Canada," the British Columbia native says. "Ive got some land. Itll be time."

What exactly is Pamela Anderson retiring from? She shows up to random places with her giant rack and, judging by these photos, tries to give heart attacks to the elderly obese. Its pretty much a lifelong occupation. Thatd be like me trying to retire from being so sexy. Its goddamn impossible.