Check out this item in todays Daily News highlighting a conversation the paper had with Paris parents, Kathy and Rick Hilton:

"We know why Paris Hilton grew up to be Hollywoods wild child - her dads a big softie. "I was stricter with the boys, I think," Rick Hilton told us at the Womens Project Gala at the Rainbow Room Monday. "I probably spoil my girls more." So does Mom crack the whip? "You play good cop, bad cop," Kathy Hilton told us, "but usually we try to agree. And now [Paris and Nicky] are over 21. Theyre 26 and 23." So whats the best parental advice? Says Daddy Hilton, "Know who youre getting involved with."

Seriously? They said that?

I think Ill rip this page out and file it among my Hilton collection. Let me see now, Paris porn video? Check. Bouquet from Nickys quickie Vegas wedding? Check. Nickys annulment papers? Check. Picture of a va-ja-ja flashing Paris. Check. Paris rap sheet, highlighting her last 7 arrests? Check. Article where Rick and Kathy must have been on crack? Check.

Perfect!