Britney Spears has attempted to defend the current photos of her driving with her baby on her lap, or should I more accurately say, her publicists have defended the photos as Britney would struggle to string two sentences together. But the words that left the Bimbo's mouth were:

"I was terrified that this time the physically aggressive paparazzi would put both me and my baby in danger. I instinctively took measures to get my baby and me out of harm's way, but the paparazzi continued to stalk us. I love my child and would do anything to protect him."

You know I really do believe her, I can believe that these angry, crazed Paparazzi were actually trying to physically harm both her and her child. So instead driving with her child safely within her flabby arms within the motor vehicle is much better. Britney stop being such a retard and act like a responsible adult and try to act like you don’t have the same mental capacity as your child.
Though I do feel sorry for the child as I doubt it will ever win Jeapordy with Britney and Phlid for parents.


The only saving grace in it all would be that if they did crash, the baby would be cushioned by Britney’s many rolls of cellulite.